Gay marriage became legal for all states during Obama’s administration, I’d call that progress.

I make $200k and only donated $100, so I’m technically worse.

But then they’d have to stop eating shrimp, so…

“I’m so stinking mad” Trump (probably)

Speaking ass an app developer, the person who chose the text is probably not the person who did the development or testing. This is probably a default template where they just say “what’s the title, what’s the message”. It would be very unlikely that it was anything butt a coincidence.