Emperor Trump has a quiz for you dissidents: does this napkin smell like novichok? Answer honestly, you peasant.

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I don’t mean anything by this comment. I literally just wanted to make an echo. Anyway, fuck Rapey McShitprez

Stop it!

Okay, now do it some more…

Shut up! Quit using up all the rich people’s free speech

“Mission accomplished” 🛩️🪂🛳️

What was that greatest trick that the devil pulled again? Oh well, I’m sure those are unrelated thoughts.

He’d execute Hunter before pardoning him. Unless Hunter or J6ers are willing to cough up enough dough to buy a pardon, they’re gonna get ignored and rot in a cell. Maybe Epstein themselves.

Official act?

Bernie is one of the few remaining politicians in our country who are in politics as a service vs a career. I wouldn’t be surprised if after every time he gets elected he consoles himself, “this’ll be the last time you need to run, this is the cycle where we’ll fix American politics and you can go back to your dream of opening an ice cream shop.”

Mr. Horse. Sometimes Dr. Mr. Horse

I wonder how much of my family will die in the upcoming Holocaust. I wonder how many of them will look back at voting for Trump and realize where they went wrong. When Trump’s accelerationist cohorts start trying to get Israel to burn, I wonder how many of my Israeli family members will say, “oh well, at least we got to kill lots of Palestinians. I was worried Harris might have slowed us down.”

They’re grrrrreat!

I feel bad for the guy. We know what CTE does and we know what his future will hold. If he doesn’t die by his own hand after angrily beating someone who didn’t deserve it, he’s gonna go out confused, scared, and probably shaking horrifically.

But that doesn’t mean he deserves anyone to vote for him. This isn’t homecoming king for a feel-good story. Also, dude was kinda a dick before the repeated TBIs, so probably not homecoming king material either.

You’re right that they’ve been more critical, but the bar was set very very low…

“Hey, you said I’d get a million dollars and this is only sixty-two bucks!”

”You changed the amount by counting it.”

The votes are coming in right now. They’ve BEEN coming in for over a week. The people going to vote today are not going to hear about this story before they go vote. The people who hear about this story are not going to listen. Where was all this “you just effed up” rhetoric weeks ago, months ago, YEARS ago WHEN THESE CHUCKLE-FUCKS ALREADY DONE BEEN FUCKING UP???

I’m glad you got your headline, but fuck you all for pretending like Trump and Vance had any qualities or qualifications to occupy the Whitehouse. Even if Harris wins, if it’s by anything less than a 25 point lead, then our country is still fucked from all the people who have been given the room to believe that Trump was ever an option.

Do it. I fucking dare you. It’ll be fun to watch a media powerhouse and a douche meth lab burn each other down.

What a ridiculous lawsuit. The tenant should get $200 million and get to pull the rope that releases the landlord’s guillotine. Also, should get to flick the match that burns down the apartment complex.

I don’t fuck around with roaches.

“I’m sorry that my sleep medicine accidentally made my mask fall off”