The past tense of blind is blound

jesus christ, i’d never heard of that one before.

no, the cold war kids is a band.

And the académie français is pissed about it

Not at work, at home yes.

Iirc rabies kills you (assuming you’re a human) before you can pass it on

Ah and the meme makes its way to lemmy

Space is big, they’ll probably be fine

the lotr trilogy is a good one, especially if you have the extended versions.

That would be the sane assumption to make here. But remember, trump is not a rational actor. He might just invade NK just for shits and giggles. i think the only reason he hasn’t yet is because they don’t have enough oil / kim is his friend.

i think a rubber duck might be a better rubber duck.

my colleague uses chat gpt to run statistical reports. i don’t verify if the data outputted is correct, but i’m going to assume that everything he produces from now on is factually incorrect.

thanks! I’m going to check them out.

TIL, i thought i read that 10 year tax thing somewhere. probably just bs i saw online and didn’t look into it

iban thing is nice, do you know if you can finance cars or homes? right now i have to have to drive around a beater because no european bank = no loan

i don’t have a second citizenship to fall back on, so i’d be stateless. also, i can’t afford to since you have to pay all the taxes on potential income for the next 10 years or something

american in europe here,

this is true. it’s very nearly impossible to open a bank account. There is exactly one bank in Switzerland who allows americans to open accounts, UBS. So far no banks in france have allowed me to open an account, even though I have a french residency permit. This makes it nearly impossible to take loans to buy things like houses or cars. Basically life here is impossible because being american fucking sucks.

way ahead of you, compadre

The only job AI is gonna take is the intern who fucks everything up.

God fucking dammit. I just know I’ll have to use that shit at work too.