Ah, yes. One of those good Jim Crow policies.

No, capitalism is feudalism with loot boxes! Because I could win the lottery.

That last point is why I couldn’t play Fallout 4. My son was kidnapped, my spouse was killed, and I need to find out who did it and where they are! Right after I save a library, build a town, and solve some detective mysteries, I guess.

Because last time his number one policy promise was to build a wall and have Mexico pay for it. And his number two promise was an alternative to Obamacare.

He’s not so great at following through with his promises. That’s the only thing non-MAGAs have going for them: he’s pretty incompetent.

Except that elections happen every year…

or estimated net worth

Walmart credit card. They don’t need to estimate when you willingly provide it.

It also gets rid of useless administration and enforcement costs.

That’s why the move is to edit all of your comments into jumbled nonsense and then delete them.

The pressure of the water against the door would’ve prevented her from opening it regardless of the door’s mechanical features or power supply issues.

The windows not shattering is absolutely a Tesla design flaw, but there’s no way that woman was ever going to open a door from inside a submerged car.

It’s funny how recognizing the legitimacy of the world court would just instantly remove one of the world’s biggest problems.

I remember saying this about George W twenty years ago.

difficult to pin down what they really want

They want to vote for Trump and not have to tell anyone they did. It’s why Trump won in 2016 despite the polling.

They’re saying there was no measurable change in their lives driven by political leadership in the last 16 years? They’re arguing in bad faith.

This is not a joke, they believe this.

Except for the 78% of Conservatives in support of IVF. This article is literally about Republican lawmakers scrambling because everyone is in favor of IVF.

if your goal as a parent is to maximize success of your children.

“Success” is very subjective.

I have a problem if I owe the bank a thousand dollars. The bank has a problem if I owe them a million dollars.

Ah, the Andrew Cuomo gambit. I’m familiar.

I agree that it’s got to be how young Lemmy skews. No one who has ever bought alcohol at a self-checkout has said, “This is so quick and convenient!”

3/5 of a vote. They are only people when it adds political power.

I wish I’d bought a new washer/dryer before he pissed off China with that pointless trade war. Prices doubled overnight and have not come back down.

It’s classic Two Santas from the Republicans again.