Crony capitalism in plain view

Hey, we resemble that remark… Wait a tic… Shit

If? My man, you might want to find a news summary of the first 100 days.

They can preside over it, but they should just have dismissed the case with prejudice for the government not providing a lawyer.

Boring… I’m gonna go make out with my Marilyn Monrobot now

Chimi-chungus

(Meaning it looks large, not bad)

Since we’re just making up rules now… New rule…

Men with orange skin who are over 77 years of age and who happen to “have bone spurs” are now required to be greeted by a kick to their balls each time a new person enters the room.

If we had a Justice department with balls, this would have been identified during discovery.

Ublock to the rescue!

Thank you for the correction

Biff Tanner

Don’t threaten me with a good time…

Don’t worry fellas, we promise only good guys will use the back door. The bad guys promised not to use it

If women are supposed to be in the kitchen, why are most short order cooks men? Checkmate…

How will he pull the alarm from his resort down in Mexico?

It’s worth a try, let’s do it.

It’s about damn time. Where are the rest of them?

Dons my tinfoil hat…

Throw the entire chain of ice command in jail over it. Then let the citizen sue for false imprisonment.