“These leopards won’t eat my face”

They’ve clearly been chugging the Q-lade.

There is an idea or saying that elephants never forget or that they have very good memories First article in google about this.

So to say you have a memory of an elephant could mean your memory is very good.

The twist is that this can also mean you remember seeing an elephant, which is what the second line implies.

This really is the computer virus equivalent of those scammer calls where the only way for someone to avoid jail time, or something else bad, is for you to go and buy hundreds of dollars worth of gift cards and send the codes.

This will be Trump’s latest float in the I got cheated pity parade he is always throwing.

Dusthopper? I wonder how it survives in this type of space.

Perhaps, it’s purpose is to help make old cold posts warmer by bringing them to the top.

Nah, you aren’t alone at least. I shuffle which pocket I put my phone in almost every time I take it out.

Exactly! Makes me think of things I have heard and read about historical sites getting worn down by visitors or people finding artifacts while digging in their garden.

This is cool, but also makes me feeling like we poured asphalt over a masterpiece.