She has a face only a leopard could love

I heard Amy Coney Barrett was a RINO. Many people came to me and said Sir. she is a closet left wing liberal lunatic. But she came to me with tears in her eyes, begging for a job. I should have thrown her out like a dog. What a TOTAL LOSER!

–@RealDonaldTrump

The WOKE supreme court is trying to prevent a DUALLY ELECTED PRESIDENT from exercising his CONSTITUTIONALLY GIVEN POWERS. They should either RESIGN OR BE IMPEACHED. We will FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT, and appeal this to the Super Supreme Court.

–@RealDontaldTrump

Shit. I know shit’s bad right now, with all that tarrif bullshit, and the measels outbreak, and we are running out of eggs and avacodoes. But I got a solution.

Donald J Trump is the healthiest, most fit President in the history of the Country, some say the world. Many other doctors came to me with tears in their eyes and said Sir. you have the healthiest patient I have ever seen. Your patient is the perfect person. Not only is he a stable genius, but an outstanding athlete.

–Dr. John Barron

U.S.S.A.

Was it Grok?

It won’t matter to all of the people who have doubled down on Trump

Freeze peach absolushionalist

The Video: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ejihld4sywvvqwe67cdkn4jq/post/3liwlwvvq6k2s?ref_src=embed&ref_url=https%253A%252F%252Fboingboing.net%252F2025%252F02%252F24%252Ftvs-in-the-dept-of-housing-and-urban-development-played-ai-video-of-trump-sucking-elons-feet.html

And the Leopards dance the dance electric

…,figures do not support Trump claims……full stop

Cruelty is a feature, not a bug.

I felt a great disturbance in the Farce, as if millions of leopards suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear face eating has happened.

Trump’s official acts are definitely saleable

8th Circuit?

Jenny McCarthy for Deputy Health Secretary /s

He looks how I feel about this confirmation: WTF

The sequel to Rabbit Proof Fence got terrible reviews: Leopard Proof Face