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What are you complaining about? That’s affordable! Don’t you make 180k? Obviously not! You might wanna read my take on the economy.
What are you complaining about? That’s affordable! Don’t you make 180k? Obviously not! You might wanna read my take on the economy.
Looks like you’re using a local account. Do you want to upgrade to a Microsoft account where you must have Internet to get to your shit? No? I’ll remind you in 3 Microsoft days…73days and counting…72d…71… 3 seconds…5hrs…25minutes…50days…
Hey, do you want to open it in the browser, or teams? Both are pieces of shit. That’s it. What other option where you thinking of?
Oh you wanna project so everyone can see? Ok here’s full screen! Oh yeah, we can show those employee icons bigger! Oh you mean full screen! Here’s this option, we just need to hide 70% of your screen. There! Tiny screen full mode!
Oh it was your data? Oops! Embarrassing! Anyway, introducing MAIS! Microsoft AI system!
Thanks 👍. 😂 LOL.
I would require a wet T shirt contest to really see and compare.
It’s been a good 3 hours. I used the facilities and everything is/was functioning as normal. My kid had a tiny test piece too (I’m a bad parent, he thinks it was ham). I shall report back on this wonderful meatless journey tomorrow. For veganism everybody!!!
Well. I had one of the two pieces. I over salted it and the thing was in really strong vinegar for a while so I hope I am alive tomorrow.
It’s a texture to get used to. It’s like what I imagined snails and clams would taste like. Like really thick egg. It’s got a sweet but vinegary taste. I think next time I’m going to wash the vinegar out first. My brain wasn’t thinking. But probably just a light wash. The vinegary taste is not that bad.
Nah, it hasn’t changed. It’s garbage.
I just tasted a little bit of the side and wow 🤯. It’s like really vinaigretted clam. The texture is like well cooked clam. It has no stringiness to the texture like soft chicken meat. It’s more of an easy chew bubble gum meat taste.
I’m going to keep frying it until it’s a little more well done. The goal is to make a couple of burgers with it.
So far as I am cooking it right now, I can see that if all the water evaporates, it gets these really white spots. As soon as I add a little water or flip it, the white spots get purple again. Like a heat indicator system.
With pacbell’s interwebs, you get 30 email addresses, and a free subscription to Yahoo’s front page!!! Hurry!
Like Boeing’s CEO making 300 million… imagine 300 people who worked their ass off could make million. Or 1500 hard workers could be making 200k. But nah, let’s just drag these huge bags of money into this one asshole’s account. Oh there were a couple of crashes right? 👍 Our thoughts and prayers 🙏. But not our money wagons.
I got my fried shoes but no ketchup!
We’re going to have to make sure the boyfriends and girl friends of our kids are all sluts. We will require bdsm, ropes, leather. rubber, nudism, open marriage, 12" penises, DDD boob jobs, LGBTQA of some kind, etc. if they possess at least 3 of these then we’re good to go. Any of them bring up God’s of any kind they get the F out.
Time for the cheesy music 🎶🎶.
Ok What is the canary wearing?
Of all ways to describe the Bolivian government, this is the one that paints it as the best government ever.