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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Someone should digitally remake the Bourne movies and make everyone in the films Jason Bourne
35·2 months agoJesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Woman Swallows Eight Live Frogs to Cure Her Back PainEnglish
38·2 months agoYour brain is too busy worrying about the pain in your guts to worry about the pain in your back
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Technology@lemmy.world•Excel's AI: 20% of the time, it works every timeEnglish
19·3 months ago“Please calculate the totals to reflect a favourable result”
Sorry, for security issues, we can’t let you know what you’re doing
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politics @lemmy.world•Inside the White-Only Settlement in Arkansas: The Group Building a 'Fortress for the White Race'
9·5 months ago“Many of the wider group did not want to be here with journalists; I’m told they include law enforcement officers and federal agents.”
BY GAWD
I AM SHOOKETH
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The internet is millions of apes hammering away on typewriters.
8·8 months agoYou stupid monkey!
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Technology@lemmy.world•Not sure what this means for AI but it was a small pick me up, for meEnglish
2·8 months agoI found this link if it helps, but can make for no guarantee of its veracity, or otherwise true true making of word writer
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•You must take a long road trip with Donald Trump and no one else in the car. Security is everywhere; no one is in danger. You drive and control the radio, but can only play music. What's the playlist?
4·9 months agoNapalm Death’s “You Suffer” on full blast and repeat
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•When bad guys capture you, instead of torture, they should just have someone charming take you out for drinks.
57·9 months agoMan that would be terrible. I sure hope no one attractive comes to me to try and pry my many many government secrets out of me with affection and attention. I have so many government secrets and am very easily persuaded with flirtation and intimacy. Soooo many government secrets
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Tennessee man shot by his dog while lying in bedEnglish
24·9 months agoI can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Bernie Sanders keeps saying Ol-ah-gawky but I thought it was o-le-garky?
5·10 months agoI’ve been pronouncing it all-e-glucky
Manipulativeness
“Hey, I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. I was really flattered by your invite the other day, but I’m not interested in dating right now. I enjoy your friendship and I don’t want to jeopardize it. Is there a way we can comfortably set boundaries without ruining that?”
IMO this way you let them know you’re interested in maintaining a relationship but at a friendship level. You demonstrate that you care about their feelings while clearly establishing the need for specific boundaries.
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Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•According to U.S. law, swine with a sexual odor must be condemned.
13·1 year agoJeb. Yer hog. Smells like lovin’… now either you do the right thang, or I gots to call the authorities on yer pleasure piggy.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•If landlords didn’t exist anymore, how would shared flats work?
29·1 year agoCoops already exist. Basically they’re already set up so that when people move in, they own part of it, and when they move out, they don’t. The technical legal details of it varies from your country, region, municipality, etc, but from my basic understanding, when you sign your contract, it includes saying “you own this building with us until you move out. We might ask you to move out if you poop in the communal garden.”
Edit: re-reading your post, I realize I’m not sure if you mean the entire building or a single unit, but either way you can have similar arrangements.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump couldn't pronounce 'Assyrians.' The community is happy to be in the spotlight
6·1 year ago“Ass Aryans? That’s like, two of my favourite things.”
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Technology@lemmy.world•DOJ indicates it’s considering Google breakup following monopoly rulingEnglish
39·1 year agoMicrosoft again?
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•How do you differentiate between knowledge and belief?
2·1 year agoWhen I challenge my established concepts with new ideas or angles, and realize my previously held truth doesn’t hold up to scrutiny, or is reinforced or expanded upon. For example, “is a hot dog a sandwich?” makes me reconsider how so much depends on context, and how we as humans crave labelling and categorizing to the point of it being detrimental (see biological sex vs gender, Star Trek edit wars, classical music and pornography cataloguing, etc)


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