at least it will make explaining astroturfing a little easier

i’ve been obsessively commenting on reddit for years… i’ll live on forever

i want them trained on me so that our future robot overlords will respect me… maybe create some simulacrum of my consciousness to live on forever

a very small percentage of helium will disable the phone

a bb will reliably kill a pigeon… birds don’t have much extra blood

i would guess near night clubs and the like… they’re more likely to use them, and drunk people are more likely to toss them willy nilly…

i just want a phone that constantly spies on me and sends recordings back to mama cloud….

i think they’re a little different now…

i mean sure, they said it first… but i made it cool

you may… but you should know it’s a south park episode where that’s in the iOS terms of service….

i highly recommend you watch it

edit: sorry, Human CentiPad

well aside from it taking up a lot of space and making a lot of noise, there’s a water and gas line hookup that probably requires permission….
but they do make really small ones that can only do a couple garments at a time.
usually marketed for long haul truck drivers….

give me an app that doesn’t touch any other part of my phone and doesn’t require signing some 300 pages of terms of service where i agree to be a human centipede… then maybe

lazar is one of the best pieces of conspiracy evidence yet… the government tried to deny he ever worked at los alamos and erased his records… but there were newspaper articles on it, proving he did, and thus proving the government erased his records….
on top of that he never sought fame or money… just told his story and then refused interviews after that….
it was either all a psyop to fuck with the russians, or real evidence of a government coverup and a project to reverse engineer alien technology….

but, the term “conspiracy theory” was made up by the cia, to make people who investigate real conspiracies look crazy….

and it’s even etymologically dumb because a theory, in science, is something that’s very well proven…. like the theory of evolution….

well really that’s just another pop culture reference to bob lazar: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Lazar

getting closer to a stable element 115…

i remember the good old days, when you had to use scissors to physically cut a head out of a photo, and then glue it to your porno mag

on android: ytldnis
[i only trust the github one]

The foundation, however, balked at the potential involvement of a for-profit company after repeated insistence from Powell that rights to Darling 58 would remain in the public domain.

of course, when for-profit companies insist that they’re doing something altruistically, that’s always trustworthy….
that has never failed 👍

i like how flesh simulator’s stories are all well cited though….
most conspiracy concerned people just say random stuff and never back it up….

they look like they could be related….
….
but it would be a fun fake conspiracy theory to start….