• BalpeenHammer@lemmy.nz
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    12 hours ago

    I have an idea.

    Why don’t we give Trump Waiheke island so he can set up a military base there and protect us when the chinese invade. This way it won’t cost us anything except for time to process the police reports when the drunken sailors go to the north shore to get drunk and molest women.