spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 22 hours agoThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.message-squaremessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up199arrow-down16
arrow-up193arrow-down1message-squareThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 22 hours agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up43·22 hours agoIf that’s the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
minus-squareGoatTnder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·20 hours agoScritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.
minus-squarestarshipHighwayman69@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·21 hours agoYeah op needs to work on his flexibility.
If that’s the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
Scritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.
Yeah op needs to work on his flexibility.
A flexible stick made of silicone