Jo Miran@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 month agoIsraeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ partywww.aljazeera.comexternal-linkmessage-square96linkfedilinkarrow-up1766arrow-down144file-text
arrow-up1722arrow-down1external-linkIsraeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ partywww.aljazeera.comJo Miran@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 month agomessage-square96linkfedilinkfile-text
I genuinely thought this was hyperbolic satire. EDIT: Outlet has edited headline since time of posting.
minus-squarexor@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51arrow-down1·1 month agowait, but does that mean i’m in a coma, or im a figment of your imagination and im in your coma? but i agree, it’s too absurdly horrible to be plausible
minus-squareHellfire103@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 month agoI think, therefore I am. You think, therefore you are.
minus-squarexor@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agowell how do i know you think?
minus-squareHellfire103@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 month agoYou don’t, and neither do I.
minus-square7toed@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoHey now it’s not too bad, the sea pickles get by just fine while not thinking
minus-squarexor@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agowell they’re just simulations too
minus-squareforrgott@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoI think I think, therefore I think I am.
minus-squarephilthi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoYou’re either in your coma or their coma, but either way, you’re in a coma!
minus-squarexor@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoit’s the only plausible explanation
wait, but does that mean i’m in a coma, or im a figment of your imagination and im in your coma?
but i agree, it’s too absurdly horrible to be plausible
I think, therefore I am. You think, therefore you are.
well how do i know you think?
You don’t, and neither do I.
fuck
Hey now it’s not too bad, the sea pickles get by just fine while not thinking
well they’re just simulations too
I think I think, therefore I think I am.
You’re either in your coma or their coma, but either way, you’re in a coma!
it’s the only plausible explanation