Taupo seems to be short of Marmite. Is this just an us problem?

  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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    7 months ago

    I heap scorn upon your Marmite troubles!

    Bah!

    The great Vegemite civilization welcomes refugees from the barbarian lands.

    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nzOP
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      7 months ago

      Your puritanical religion will not sway those who are dedicated to the glory and true path of Marmite.

      Be gone opportunistic usurper.

      • TagMeInSkipIGotThis@lemmy.nz
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        7 months ago

        Our household tends to worship a veritable pantheon.

        UK Marmite, NZ Marmite, Vegemite, Promite & Bovril. All always in stock.

    • MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works
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      7 months ago

      Steady on mate. I live the UK and because UK Marmite is All Wrong, I’ve been forced to fall back on Strayan Vegemite. Lately though that lifeline seems to be fraying - in my current jar the texture is a little sloppy, the flavour not quite up there.

      So, what’s going on in “the great Vegemite civilization”? Was this just a rogue jar? Or is this the start of enshitification?