I’m so rich! I had so much toilet paper in 2020 that I could afford cooking oil in 2022!
I’m so rich, I can afford to maybe shop at mid-tier grocery stores comfortably like once every two months. :D
I’m so rich, I use a new Ziploc bag for each sandwich I pack. (yes I even use the brand name ones)
I’m so rich I don’t cook just doordash and eating out
I am so rich, I know how real butter smells like.
I’m just a few months away from net zero!
I’m so rich, my car runs on electricity
You’re loaded!
But not with gas!
I’m rich with friends, rich with experience, rich with money? Not so much
I’m so rich I didn’t know there was a cooking oil shortage or whatever.
I’m so rich I live below my means!
I’m so rich, I can use real coffee grounds instead of instant!
My friend. You aren’t rich if you aren’t using the beans
Peasants haha