A year after promising viewers a “red tsunami” in the 2022 midterms, only to be left with egg on their faces after the GOP drastically underperformed, Fox News was once again wondering what went wrong after Democrats romped to victory in statewide elections on Tuesday night.
Despite recent polls showing President Joe Biden deeply underwater with voters and even losing to Donald Trump in several battleground states, the Democratic incumbent governor easily won victory over his MAGA-endorsed opponent in deep-red Kentucky. And over in Ohio, a state Trump won by eight points in 2020, voters overwhelmingly passed an amendment ensuring access to abortion care in the state’s constitution.
The continued drag that undoing Roe v. Wade has had on the GOP was especially apparent in Virginia, where Republican Gov. Glenn Youngkin had promised to implement a 15-week abortion ban if the GOP was able to gain unified control over the state’s General Assembly. Instead, not only were Youngkin’s hopes of a Republican sweep dashed, but the Democrats now control both chambers.
So, I went to Faux News and looked at their front page. The very top headline is GOP Flips New York Seat Democrats Held for Decades, Causing ‘Political Earthquake’.
This is followed by 29 more stories, including important stories like Couple’s Viral ‘Taylor Swift Jar’ Has Wife Paying Whenever She Mentions the Star and Global Study Names the World’s Booziest Nations - The Top Three Will Surprise You.
Finally, a full 30 stories down the front page, you eventually reach After Dismal Election Night, Republican Candidates Hammer Trump.
As an aside, it’s cute how, when they want to celebrate and promote the feeling that their party is all one big happy family, they refer to themselves as “the GOP”, but when they’re trying to distance themselves from the party, suddenly it’s “Republicans”.
Anyway, well done, everyone!
God damn dude, I’m sorry you had to look at that. Thank you for doing a dirty job so someone else didn’t have to.
“There is no defeat in Ba Sing Se.”