Flying Squid@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 11 months ago1,100 Days After Trump Lost the 2020 Election, He Promises Evidence He Actually Won Is Coming Soonwww.mediaite.comexternal-linkmessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up1472arrow-down124
arrow-up1448arrow-down1external-link1,100 Days After Trump Lost the 2020 Election, He Promises Evidence He Actually Won Is Coming Soonwww.mediaite.comFlying Squid@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square76fedilink
minus-square0xb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·11 months agoWell at least I’m gonna get to see it since now the vaccine will kill everyone who took it ‘within 10 years’ instead of 2 as it was originally predicted.
minus-squareTelorand@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·11 months agoI predict that everyone who gets vaccinated will die. Coincidentally, everyone who eats food will also die. I can guarantee I’m a better prophet than they are.
minus-squaresnorkbubs@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up14·11 months agoYou guys got 2 years? I was given just 6 months! I can feel my DNA mutilating, so I’m expecting to pass through those pearly Gates any time now.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoMe too, but my wireless signal has never been better.
minus-squareCaptDust@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoNot dead but my 5G reception is better than ever before. Can’t be a coincidence.
minus-squareOhFudgeBars@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months ago pearly Gates Subtle. I like it.
Well at least I’m gonna get to see it since now the vaccine will kill everyone who took it ‘within 10 years’ instead of 2 as it was originally predicted.
I predict that everyone who gets vaccinated will die. Coincidentally, everyone who eats food will also die.
I can guarantee I’m a better prophet than they are.
You guys got 2 years? I was given just 6 months! I can feel my DNA mutilating, so I’m expecting to pass through those pearly Gates any time now.
Me too, but my wireless signal has never been better.
Not dead but my 5G reception is better than ever before. Can’t be a coincidence.
Subtle. I like it.