windows

What’s Mac?
sandals or something
E + Sandals must be openSuSe.
And Slackware is no clothes at all.
Gentoo is a loom.
LFS is the location of a bag of cotton and carding instructions.
And Slackware is no clothes at all.
slackware is regular socks with those leather hold ups for men in the 1950s
… But completely nude otherwise.
You do not want to see an old-school greybeard dressing like this.
You might think you do when you first imagine the concept, but no, you really don’t.
Source: Am at the very least greybeard adjacent.
That’s funny because seeing that meme, I thought how interesting it was that the “hardcoreness” of a Linux user went from being measured by the length of the greybeard to the height of the programming socks.
Although, I guess back then, the distros mentioned would probably have been revolving around Gentoo, void, slackware, and Linux from scratch. So I suppose greybeards don’t necessarily need the high socks.
Damn shame if you ask me.
Upvoted, for being the only one to mention
void
so far.
:)
I mean, if your beliefs in the unix philosophy are still strong enough to do away with the convenience that is (or can be…) systemd, you deserve some respect.
One can use a different init system for a reason such as reduced attack surface. OpenRC ihas much lighter codebase than systemd.
runit is niiiiiice.
I am happy with my system and won’t distrohop again, I am happy with my system and won’t distrohop again, I am happy with my system and won’t distrohop again…
You don’t want <300mb ram usage with sound+network+swaywm+dillo?
I’m a mint guy and cis, but I wear my socks at more of an ubuntu level. Is it because I also like functional programming?
Shout out to all the cool trans geeks, though.
I use Arch btw

love ur keyboard :D
Why does the mouse look like it had blot flies breed apon it?
I like to breed things okay
I think that’s to prevent sweaty hands by allowing air to flow through the mouse and past your hand.
And your DE determines the skirt skirtness?
fedora, debian and arch linux user here, and no, as a man, I ain’t rocking thigh-high socks, but if I was a woman, hell yeah I would.
as a man, I ain’t rocking thigh-high socks
Is this because you actively choose to not wear them as a man, or because society will try to make you feel wrong for doing it?
If the latter, then fuck everyone else.
It has just never occurred to me that what I need while surfing the arch wiki at 3am are some thigh high socks.
So yeah, it’s me not society. Society can go fuck itself though, and if I had to wear them in solidarity with my linux fam, I probably would, just not as a regular thing.
(and i have some hairy legs, I refuse to shave them so I don’t imagine them looking that great on me either ahah)
That’s the neat part, you don’t have to be a woman to rock them.
I was under the impression the programmer socks were compulsory for anything requiring you to compile your own kernel
The only thing missing is full fishnet tights with a girdle for Gentoo.
Bazzite/SteamOS:

I’m a Mint user but according to this I should be a Fedora user at least. Perhaps a distro switch is in order.
Is this sock or skirt length?
Also what are they running? Bare metal?
why did i have to go over to nix >w<
Nah, ubuntus definitely the ankle socks
Like, yes and no.
For people who are somewhat familiar with Linux, Ubuntu is certainty recognised as being about as mainstream as any distro is able to be, and a safe haven for Linux noobs for decades.
In recent years however it’s Mint which has for whatever reason been constantly recommended as a go-to distro for people fleeing the evils of Windows, ramping up especially with the discontinuation of Windows 10.
So right now, Mint might be more of a beginner distro than even Ubuntu.
I’m using mint in fluffy warm house socks. In my defense, I’m using Mint because I may have to install a super user-friendly linux on the old computers of two boomer family members who are using win 11 and macOS respectively.
I need to make sure I know it really well and can do whatever tech support I need to do. And lock it down for them.
But I’m also digging it. Especially since it’s not Weyland, I’ve been able to lock all the inputs and still watch movies
Edit: to protect from my cat, who just knocked my phone out of my hand and butt submitted this before I was ready. Now to clean my screen
If you are going to provide support to non-Linux users, I would highly recommend an immutable distro. Choosing something from Fedora or it’s clones will keep uneducated users from being able to mess with the underlying OS. Yet it allow users to install/uninstall software through flatpacks with no need of sudo and the risks it can bring. Updates can be set to automatic and they will never need to do updates themselves. And if something does go boom, then you can easily roll back on reboot to get a working desktop until you can fix things for them.
my nixOS didn’t come with thigh highs
they’re available separately
you can install them from a package manager such as Amazon
oh actually my bad, i figured out how to do it declaratively
configuration.nix
{ pkgs, config, lib, ... }: { # ... thigh-highs.enable = true; # ... }
as a mint user you can pry my thigh highs from my cold dead hands
It’s only a matter of time until you match that meme and there’s only one alternative.
arch btw…
The diagram very clearly shows there’s another Alternative…
am i gonna have to discover nixos? yes i am
Or GuixSD,
So then at least you’re learning a transferable skill.























