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minus-squaredizzle18@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·2 个月前Which country will one of these people end up getting murdered? My money’s on France. Someone is going to douse their steak au poivre in bacon flavored ranch, and the reaction won’t be pretty.
minus-squareCodpiece@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·2 个月前My money is on Italy the moment they try using it as pasta sauce.
minus-squaredizzle18@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 个月前If they can even survive past asking why their pizza doesn’t have any cheese on it.
minus-squareDefault Username@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 个月前Or basically any other food, for that matter.
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 个月前I want to throw up out of every orifice of my body right now. Even my pores.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 个月前Okay I get that it might be dangerous but I’m not sure if I am more or less intrigued now
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 个月前It’s fine as long as they livestream it
minus-squarebufalo1973@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 个月前Depends on which country they land first. If it’s Spain and the throw that shit on a paella…
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 个月前I mean as long as it’s a classic buttermilk dressing aka actual ranch. Then it’s fine. Maybe not on steak au poivre. But like fuck man. Buttermilk goes good with basically everything. It’s just kinda an inoffensive dressing.
Which country will one of these people end up getting murdered? My money’s on France. Someone is going to douse their steak au poivre in bacon flavored ranch, and the reaction won’t be pretty.
My money is on Italy the moment they try using it as pasta sauce.
If they can even survive past asking why their pizza doesn’t have any cheese on it.
Or basically any other food, for that matter.
I want to throw up out of every orifice of my body right now. Even my pores.
Okay I get that it might be dangerous but I’m not sure if I am more or less intrigued now
It’s fine as long as they livestream it
Yo this is how you start WWIII
Depends on which country they land first. If it’s Spain and the throw that shit on a paella…
I mean as long as it’s a classic buttermilk dressing aka actual ranch. Then it’s fine. Maybe not on steak au poivre. But like fuck man.
Buttermilk goes good with basically everything. It’s just kinda an inoffensive dressing.