Please don’t bababooie the cat.

Ok, but I would escalate violence weaponized bababooiedness to ultra toxic levels immediately towards my roommates if I deemed their behaviour over the line in terms of how the cat is handling it (any nervous responses from the cat - some cats just can’t give 0 fucks).

I like to blow a quick raspberry. Every cat in the room instantly looks at me, all equally confused. Gets em every time.

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