Clear manufacturer warnings warranted amid rising popularity of these devices, they urge Using a massage gun on or around the eyes risks major tearing and bruising to the retina—the light sensitive tissue at the back of the eye—doctors warn in the online journal BMJ Case Reports after treating a young man who had used one of these
We need a massive double blind study to be sure
They’re gonna be double blind alright.
#yupthatisthejoke
Are you lost?
One of us certainly is.
Yep. It’s you who thinks I didn’t get the joke because text lacks tone. But since you want to be a dick, blocked.
Lol, that’s gonna be double blind, alright!
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don’t insert it in your asshole, as it will make your retinas pop out