Perfect. This all tracks. We knew it wouldn’t be anyone actually expecting the money back, but would be expecting favors in return. I guess I’m just glad it’s not another oligarch.

It was always gonna be corruption adjacent at the minimum. Let it be one of our crooks at least.

Absolutely Donny’s kind of guy. But surely he did it out of the goodness of his heart and isn’t expecting any kind of payback

This Hankey dude is 80 years old. He can’t just retire to some tropical island somewhere? Why make most of America miserable by posting a bond to an orange rapist traitor?

His family probably hates him.

So Destitute Don is compromised by a car loan shark?

I dread to think what he was promised in return, and why he thinks Trump will keep his word.

It’s Mr. Hankey!