As a person who has worked retail, thank you for your restraint. Even if it’s born of shyness. I will be delighted to ring you up with a smile and the bare minimum of talk.
“Oh sorry, if it’s not in the system I have to take them all back into the Back Room. They should get priced and be back on the shelf by tomorrow or the next day.”
I would at least consider going to a cashier and saying “I love this, it is mine.” Maybe making that joke to anyone I’m with.
Realistically though, I would not follow through and not do anything.
As a person who has worked retail, thank you for your restraint. Even if it’s born of shyness. I will be delighted to ring you up with a smile and the bare minimum of talk.
Ring me up please!
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“Oh sorry, if it’s not in the system I have to take them all back into the Back Room. They should get priced and be back on the shelf by tomorrow or the next day.”