My main on my desktop browser and an alt on my phone browser. 15 combined years and over 10k karma between them. (I had one really popular comment about poop in a /r/ShowerThoughts thread)
Now I don’t have to care about any drama that unfolds. It feels good to put it behind me.
Not an airport, no need to announce departure to everyone.
This reminds me of the posts on r/newzealand by departing tourists, which somehow manage to get upvoted even in that angry cesspit.