Them: Knock knock!

Me: Who’s there?

Them: Unicorn.

Me: Unicorn who?

Them: Unicorn. Unicorn. Stop saying unicorn.

edit: Line breaks.

  • ChaosCoati@midwest.socialEnglish
    7·
    23 days ago

    When my kid was a toddler we told her, “Why did the turkey crosse the road? Because the chicken was on vacation.”

    She thought it was hilarious and would retell it with 2 random things she could see at the time: “Why did the couch cross the road? Because the floor was on vacation.”