People who agree with me; SMART

Disagree?: DUM DUMS!

“Sickened”

Don’t worry about it! We’ll, yeah, it’s going to happen, but please don’t worry about it! Just ignore it, like I do!

What? The Nazi tattoo Blackwater mercenary isn’t a bastion of moral rectitude? Who’da thunk?

After all the moral high-horse bullshit, its genuinely disgusting what people are willing to handwave away when it’s their guy.

DCC is so damn fun to read! Discworld is a great read, too!

ITT: “Believe Women! Unless they accuse someone I agree with politically of rape”

Applesauce! This post isn’t the bee’s knees! I’m going to a blind pig to chug some giggle water to forget it!

Corpo, Gonk, and Klep have all wormed their way into my vocabulary!

This is the most common Polish flag I’ve seen, with the Eagle:

Pretty good IMO

Wait I was told voting never works and not to bother, wtf???

The district is Colorado’s 1st, which is Denver. She’s winning the general :D

A/C is measured in freedom units, sorry the heat is causing you confusion ;)

Countries that take immigrants vs countries that don’t:

Oh yeah, of course now we’re bored of making the same joke about a country over and over again

-Sent from my 64° bedroom

While both at home can develop biohazzards, the meat one is marginally less dangerous

I miss Hot Girl Summer, now we just have Hot Summer :(

Mentions GNU

Condescending asshole about it

You wouldn’t believe it

Tully + Alge is a diabolical combo

I’ve found alternate means of watching a show because I couldn’t be assed to open my authenticator app more than once.