Secured safely in the bathroom of his golf course.

Just get a full La Cruiset set for a wedding gift and you are golden. /S

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Just watched a video of someone exploring a mansion that was abandoned in the 2000s. Eventually they got to the kitchen and found a cupboard that was stuffed full of used plastic bags and I was like, ‘Huh, that definitely was a thing.’

Bonus fact: A plastic bag that is caught high up in a tree that rustles in the wind are called 'Witches Britches ’ in some regions.

Bizarro! I love you! Bizarro!

These cunts will spin it like, 'Society will break down if we pay more than 20 an hour. Don’t you like cheeseburgers? Don’t you like groceries?

I thought this too, but yeah, dairy can accelerate puberty, but it’s not the hormones, it’s just that kids that consume more dairy are often fatter which triggers early menache.

I looked in to it briefly, and it seems the growth hormones are a boogie man, but dairy consumption is still a factor in early menache.

Turns out kids that have too much dairy in their diet are often overweight, leading to early menache.

Growth hormones in meat and dairy may also have had an effect, but I have nothing to back this up currently.

Let me know if it’s completely incorrect.

I honestly cannot stand to hear that man speak for more than a sentence.

His voice is a death rattle.

The worm in his brain seeking other worm-like things.

Dude probably chugs bleach if he gets a tickle in his throat.

I had a group of friends that moved there from the Midwest in the 10s, and I hope they have the presence of mind to get the fuck out.

If you didn’t have anything to hide, why do you need a VPN? /S

Women can only experience happiness when it is legally meted out by an eligible man. /S

Some of the stupidest people I’ve ever known were brilliant engineers.

Same could be said for many people with very specific doctorates.

As the popular band Smashmouth once sang: ‘Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb’.

Just heard the quote, ‘Toasters weren’t invented to make toast, they were invented to sell electricity.’

Some of my best friends are mold.

Back in the 70s-80s many Christian Americans were circumcised because it was thought to be cleaner. Doctors would often just do it once the baby was born with little to no input from parents.

I dub thee… Autistic Foreskin.