Why is he so concerned with young boy dick…sounds a little epsteinish.
He was checking them out at the airport last time, for signs of “mitochrondrial challenge”.
You’re partially misguided, he’s saying girls are ready to have babies younger than before but young boys aren’t up to the task so we need old men to do it.
Also Trump started dancing when he said that girls are hitting puberty 6 years earlier than they used to which is an odd response.
Still Epsteinish but not gay.
This week he’s all about sperm.
Last week he was all about circumcisions. https://lemmy.world/post/37218464
And before that, he was diagnosing kids by looking at them naked. https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/rfk-jr-slammed-for-claiming-he-can-diagnose-kids-by-just-looking-at-them/ar-AA1Lrvlt
This guy sure thinks a lot about other people’s cocks.
The entire conservative movement is about children’s genitals and tax breaks for the rich
It’s his ASD hyperfixation
The worm in his brain seeking other worm-like things.
I’m pretty sure the worm in his brain is just driving his apple-shaped car in little circles around the empty cavern going weeeee!
This is not a Fry situation
While I am sure he would love it if he had made it mandatory to have all children in the country submit nude photographs of their children to him (for health and scientific research, of course… and they need a set taken on their birthdays from ages 1 to 17 from multiple angles and poses in order to make sure that they are developing correctly you see. No perv stuff!) The part where he said he could diagnose the kids was not when they were naked.
Or maybe I didn’t hear the full quote, I don’t remember.
When an old man challenges you by saying “I have more sperm than you do” you should leave the room as quickly as possible.
someone make him stop counting the cum of teenagers pls
Would someone please tell RFK Jr to stop jerking off teenagers?
Yeah, I’m not taking ANY advice from this dumbass. What does he even do for a living anyways???
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SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES??? HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN???
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Oh. Right.
A worm is the culprit
The worm died of starvation.
Best one today ,thanks
Not a joke.
The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Mr. Kennedy said in the deposition.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html
Mother nature is an amazing comedian
The thing is, he made that story up to get out of being prosecuted for the crimes he did.
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I swear to god we have a used car salesman for a president and a snake oil huckster for secretary of health. It goes downhill from there. Everyone talks about fascism but the kakistocracy is fucking real.
He’s a sperm counter.
It’s honest work counting those little wigglers.
hes also on roids.
And probably is getting kickbacks from roid-merchants.
It’s not the world thankfully, just their corner of it.
Imagine if we were all run by people like that, I think WWIII would happen randomly on a weekly basis haha :-(
Their solution? Pair up teenage girls with 65 year old men.
I’m terrified that this might actually be what he said.
I recall a few Republican state legislators in at least one state proposing that veterans be given permission to marry girls under the age of marriage; I guess as a treat. (and sex between them would be “okay” because they’re married. These same legislators want to ban divorce.)
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Your comment history is pretty positive so giving you the benefit of the doubt here. What you said in this comment was really creepy.
Oh, oops, sorry! I definitely didn’t mean it that way at all.
Yeah no worries at all, thanks for clearing it up
I’m positive he just missed the /s tag.
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It’s hard to tell the difference between someone making an outrageous joke or being dead serious these days.
I for one got the sarcasm, I just though it was a pretty shit joke
Just keep this guy away from teens…
Also maybe childproof that cabinet under your sink if RFK visits, I just worry that he’ll get confused and… who knows.
Dude probably chugs bleach if he gets a tickle in his throat.
Well I mean, how else do you protect yourself from the demons that cause Syphilis?
(The shadow govt never should have summoned them in the first place)
Thats why he sounds like he got stabbed in the throat.
this administration spends more time thinking about teenage sperm and circumcisions than is justifiable
Well, they are the Geriatric Old Pedophile party.
We need to workshop this a bit. “Old” is kinda repetitive given the use of “geriatric”. Maybe switch for “Oligarch”?
Geriatric Obstructionist Pedophiles party.
I mean, the other party is also oligarchic.
True.
Also, love the username 😜
Obease might be it.
They don’t all fit that though.
Yeah I was thinking about that. I was thinking Obtuse. Which actually maybe works much better.
Can he also confirm the difference in taste?
teenagers today have less semen up their arses from 65 year old men
Ftfy
I mean Gym Jordan was trying to fix this but…
They’re trying to justify 65 year old men raping girl children for the “birth rate”. They’re definitely not going to address the fact that families made up of consenting adults can’t afford kids.The public accepting Old men raping little girls is going to be their answer.
and conveniently also not addressing how low quality old man sperm is
For sure probably way more of an autism risk than Tylenol
He’s probably mixing up sperm with testosterone level. Somehow the conversation of testosterone levels came up with a group of kids we work with. One of the young adults who is heavily into weight lifting knew his testosterone levels. The 65 year old man in our group had far higher levels. The reason? He nearly died from cancer and is now on hormone therapy. Apparently the levels are set quite high.
Apparently a lot of older men are on supplements or prescriptions for testosterone. Any surprise they’re all so aggro?
Perhaps that correlation with aggression is real, but medically-speaking giving older men T supplements is actually important. Low testosterone can cause and exasperate several conditions, including making bones less sturdy. As for the young gym bros and Men With Microphones… they’re more of the issue.
With the advertisement culture constantly pushing “Total T” (which isn’t actually Testosterone) and whatever, it’s a profitable market selling to men that they are inadequate and some magic pill will make them a “man” again. Not to completely disregard the actual real medical use for it, however.
The advertisements (especially on linear TV these days like cable) are almost non-stop to push mail order prescription Testosterone and supplements that don’t do anything, as well, which suggests the male ego is a very profitable market.
Some info on this from the past:
Yeah but what was their jizz like?
Like a bucket of garlic sauce from a cheap kebab house. Why do you ask?
Left in the summer heat?
Yeah, it’s probably a combination of anecdote, ignorant interpretation of that anecdote, and some grifter using that to make a buck selling a quack remedy. Also, like Trump, RFKJ just has a habit of chatting shit.
“Senile government official spews nonsense in press conference”
… and the saddest part is that sentence is not specific enough, there are multiple options to choose from
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sperm, not testosterone
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Yeah, because it’s just that simple 🙄 /s
Not like other things are important.
I’m sure you also think you get better bread by adding extra extra yeast.
look if you want to sane wash all the stupidity, be my guess
whenever these lunatics provide credible evidence, we can talk about that
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Bro why are these freaks so obsessed with kids’ penises? It’s so fucking weird.
(this is a rhetorical question)
