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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said on Thursday that teenagers now have less sperm and testosterone than 65-year-old men.

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Yeah but what was their jizz like?
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  Like a bucket of garlic sauce from a cheap kebab house. Why do you ask?
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    Left in the summer heat?

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