this is important to understand: they weren’t buying the phone. they were owning the libs. For every magat who’s furious, there’s four to six hogs who’ll feel good because all they care is that you don’t want that money go to him.

no, you said being blind would specifically prevent them from realizing their symptoms in contrast to seeing people.

dude they’re blind, not stupid.

what a bunch of drooling morons

Gabe worshipping is cringe. he’s a dude. have some self respect.

yes but also to be fair this is a Twitter user

I’m excited about this one; i can’t wait for it to go out of production before it becomes available in my country!

1. totally what I was thinking. what a great way of saying “untold horrors abound”. with so many people treating this shit as an advisor, mentor, psychologist and even partner, i cannot even fathom what weird problems will plague our society without us even realizing.

this is just an ad

that monkey that loses its shit for equal pay lives rent free in my mind.

love your optimism

can’t blame them; there were no signs in the beginning.

go back the chain of comments and find it

1. farts aren’t harmful. why do smokers have the dumbest comparisons, does it start killing you from the brain? try harder.
2. people usually are embarrassed to fart and try to hold it to fart away from others as much as possible, despite the fact that it is natural and smoking isn’t.
3. at least when people fart the smell doesn’t seep into their clothes and hair for a fucking eternity. you think you only stink when you smoke? I get nauseous when a smoker enters a bus from the other end of it. wretched fucks.
4. people don’t get addicted to farting and try to fart every fucking second of every day all the time and start shaking for a fart if they haven’t farted for 3 minutes. along with #3, this makes it much less likely to smell someone’s fart than their smoke.

sure. you’re lying.

you only think that because it’s you who stinks and you don’t realize how fucking disgusting you are

yeah wtf is that sentence. I think they meant “stoats hunt animals twice their size” and royally fucked it

yeah because smoke famously stays in place

seeing a face and being poisoned aren’t comparable, try harder.

no other drugs are “free” to force on others.

also smokers are the last people who should say anything about people stinking.

if removing individual freedom is never good, then you shouldn’t be able to smoke, because people should have the individual freedom to not breathe your fucking tar smoke.