After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar is like, “WTF”.

TGI Fridays stands for Thank God it’s Friday!

Lol, they can’t even decide if “Friday(s)” is singular or plural.

The way she not only says the number, but pauses and makes sure everyone is paying attention… I’m thinking she is just that god damned stupid.

There isn’t an issue on earth that he doesn’t see as transactional.

“I make money for you, you cover my ass” is his one and only worldview. Whether or not anyone else explicitly agrees to that deal is irrelevant. He simply can’t even imagine a world where that isn’t the default that everyone has.

It’s harder to do insider trading if you aren’t manipulating markets by posting contradictory statements every morning from your gold-plated toilet.

Always eat your veggies first. I recommend asparagus.

Running the entire economy via a central planning committee is exactly the sort of right-wing free market the GOP voters wanted. I guess? Up is down. The past is alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.

“No, no, BAD LEOPARD, eat those other faces instead!!”

TIL notepad has spell check.

It’s been 88 days since the inauguration…oh shit.

Ok, this is obviously stupid, but if we can turn the power of the nutjobs against airport scanners and biometrics and such, I say bring on the crazy.

On the one hand, it has to be a mistake, right?

On the other, malicious harassment of an immigration lawyer with a “foreign” sounding name is exactly the sort of thing you’d expect right now.

Absolute best case scenario for this administration is that they are prone to making stupid, dangerous, embarrassing mistakes that will end up getting someone hurt or worse. And that’s giving them way more benefit of the doubt than they’ve earned.

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Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?

President Mike Johnson outlaws women going out in public alone and institutes daily Bible reading classes. Attendance is mandatory if you don’t want to end up in an El Salvador slave prison.

For all we know, in that moment Elon was standing on some dirt, making him the wealthiest person on lower-case earth.

As online commentary states: I sold my car to myself for $1 million.

The numbers don’t mean anything at all.

Dude thinks the world would be better off if the allies had lost WWII and now also if the US had lost the Revolutionary War.

Total loser who craves losses.

Global Pandemic 2: Bird Flu Boogaloo

If it makes you feel better, you probably also hold a stake in their direct competition.