And even further, only those exact same two seats are ‘taken’ for every single showing.
I thought for sure the after church showings tomorrow would be at least somewhat full, but nope.
Ay lmao
That’s cause there is no target audience. His supporters already think he can do no wrong so who is this film trying to win over?
Russian money don’t clean itself
Get real, it don’t even try anymore.
I don’t know what’s worse, that an idiot wrote this, the only piece of trivia on the IMDB about the film, or that six people found it helpful.
So? How was it?
Not that I think this isn’t hilarious, but to quote Trump’s own idiotic ramblings, “Nobody knows what an app is.” His redneck supporters that don’t trust such fancy lib’ral scams as “mail” and “locked drop boxes” sure aren’t going to understand using an app to book a seat in a movie theater.
In my local theater you also have to ‘reserve’ a seat when you buy the ticket in person. Don’t ask me why.
Reasonable reason: pre-2020 theaters would be packed sometimes and it’s helpful to have assigned seats. It resolves seating disputes and gets people to go straight to their seats. When I saw Avengers End Game (or maybe Infinity War), they had to have employees spotting empty seats for everyone walking in.
Cynical theory: they’re logging seat selection trends and going to move to tiered pricing like airplane seats
So that someone ordering online doesn’t try to buy your seat. Obviously.
Totally sold out. The most sold out movie ever. You remember Titan-ick? Had a naked girl in it and it didn’t sell as many tickets as this movie. People are saying this is the best movie there is. People are watching it 4 or 5 times and saying how good it is. I haven’t seen it. Maybe I’ll see it. Deenish de-sooza did the movie. She’s hot, have you seen her? Smokin hot. They wanted me to be in it. Was I I in it? Sure, maybe. Great movie. The best.
OMG! Nailed it dude!
I liked Philomena Crunk’s version “Titan One-Cee.”
To be clear:
The ‘x’ seats are ‘taken’
The 🟦 seats are ‘available’ETA As many have pointed out, since these same two seats are blocked for every showing, I believe it’s because they’re broken; not sold.
I assumed it meant the seat was out of service because its broken
Yeah I think JD Vance booked a private showing of some film last week and sat right there.
Even if it wasn’t broken, nobody should be touching any upholstery he’s spent any time with.
Only the person in it…
I dont know how much I believe the theater. This is tomorrow in Connecticut. 4:55 sold out but all the other times have zero to 7 people. Yeah it’s a Sunday but I would t put it past thr gop to be artificially inflating box office receipts.
Might be a thing like with Christian movies where a church buys out an entire show in one block in the expectation of their parishioners all going. It artificially inflates their box office numbers too, of course.
Because that is what churches are supposed to do - promote politicians 🙄
It’s literally illegal, but good luck getting the IRS to do anything about it.
With this movie, Am I Racist?, and Reagan all playing at the same time, the GOP is really going full-throttle in attempting to exploit their base.
Looking at this graphic, is it still illegal to yell “fire” in a theater like that, or can we record ourselves doing so in those empty rooms for fuckyou lols? 🤷🏽♂️
They would never tread on your free speech. You say whatever you like. Consequences are for liberals.
Aw, does nanna know you’re on her computer, puppy?
Sorry did I just become an example of Poe’s Law?
If both seats are taken for all showings, probably they are broken and locked off.
Could also be like the starter bills in a tip jar, encouraging people to book now.
It kind of makes sense. People who love Trump don’t exactly have the patience to watch a documentary to begin with.
Why watch a movie, when you could get a random screed from the source himself at 3AM, which you can read in about 30sec?
which you can read in about 30sec?
Only if you’re not a Trump supporter.
Sorry, I forgot that you gotta know all the secret cyphers to decode his supergenius messages about how the storm is coming or how he has a secret moon base where there’s only the whitest people.
(/s)
Ha, hahaha, oh shit that’s a good point
I find your laugh interesting. It’s like a small bit of the humor hit your brain early. So you let out the innitial ha. Then the full humor hit, and it became more of a full laugh.
Kind of like when you’re holding in a fart at the thanksgiving day dinner table, and you let out a small bit of a fart, but then everyone looks at you, and the jig is up anyways, so you let out an ass ripping fart. Then grandma yells at you.
That’s pretty much exactly what happened.
I typed the first “ha” cause it was a great slap, then I typed the next “hahahaha” because it was hilarious, and at that point I was committed anyway, so I just added the last revelation that it was actually not far off from reality
Idk, you ever wonder who bought/read all those Killing x books that Bill O Reilly wrote?
Those books were always in Costco but I never saw their stacks get short. My guess is a couple organizations collaborating with O’Reilly buy copies of it in bulk and ship them straight to a landfill.
Well I’ve seen enough to know it’s not even worth a hate watch:
I cannot wait for the Some More News episode on this movie now…
From Wikipedia
Dinesh Joseph D’Souza (/dɪˈnɛʃdəˈsuːzə/; born April 25, 1961) is an American right-wing[1][2][3] political commentator, conspiracy theorist, author, filmmaker and convicted felon who received a Presidential pardon by Donald Trump for his crimes.
Surprise surprise.
All that AND a felon ehh.
I’d never heard that name before. I looked it up. I feel like I’m dumber for having done so.
My condolences for your lost time and brain cells.
Oh, don’t worry, you emphatically are. My condolences.
Dinesh D’Souza
Ew
I think this guy wanted to be the Michael Moore of whatever side he represents, but he’s not talented.
And he usually ends sentences with an upward inflection? On top of a horrendous voice it just makes it more annoying?
See your doctor if the condition persists for more than two hours.
Lmao in a city with ~300k, not much better lol
I got curious. This showing is in about 90 minutes, in one of the reddest counties in the country.
There is another show tonight that has about 10 tickets sold.
How is a piss poor documentary with zero marketing making it into so many theaters?
If this is in one of the reddest counties, then that means NONE of this means anything, other than this movie did a terrible job advertising. Even to their base. Nobody knows the movie exists.
One of the reddest places in a major Texas metropolis, on a Saturday evening, an hour before the showing:
Colorado Springs, fairly conservative area:
Who chooses to sit right at the front on one end?
This looks like Megaplex. You also in Utah, my friend?
I can’t even find showings in my state.
This theater seating arangement pisses me off. Why did they remove 2 seats on all the rows behind the handicap seat row? And why are there 2 seats even further to the right, but X’d off in the back row??? If anything that just shows theres enough space for 4 more seats in EVERY row behind the handicaped row! Is that just empty floor space??? Why is that there??? Like a mini dance floor in the theater???
Truly you have done as your handle says
If it’s like the theater near me the space is for the entrance and stairs. You would come in at the level with the handicapped seating and go down stairs to the rows in front of that and up stairs for the rows behind.
Just two bros chilling in the movie theater, 5 seats apart because they’re not gay!
“Kevin, how did you meet your husband?”
“Well, it’s a funny story, but we meet at this dumb Trump movie in NC…”
Are those seats blocked cause they’re defective?
Yeah, usually shows for a broken seat.
