The new year could be off to a rough start for Donald Trump.
The former president is facing $250 million in penalties and a ban on doing business in New York when the judge overseeing his civil fraud trial delivers a verdict in the case later in January.
The Manhattan Supreme Court trial — which has been on hiatus since Dec. 13 — is set to resume with closing arguments on Jan. 11, and Justice Arthur Engoron has said he hopes to have a decision in the non-jury case by the end of the month.
He could sell Maralago, apparently it’s worth eleventy bazillion dollars.
Or really put his money where his mouth is and actually sell the Trump Brand rights themselves.
I’m /sure/ that’s not overvalued at all.
The thing is, MBS could step in and buy the rights for a lot of money to help him out, then Trump could go “see, it was worth exactly what I said it was!” The Saudis were willing to write off enough money to Musk to help him kill Twitter just to watch it die - they can afford it.
That would still only be a part of his problem though. His trouble was also that the information he put down were factually inaccurate, and he used different valuations for his tax forms.
“Your Honor, I was on the solid gold toilet this morning and I felt a new valuation coming. Or possibly a sudden bowel movement. Anyway, based on market factors that I can’t possibly explain to you and my own mood and feelings, I’m valuing Mar-A-Lago at one gorillion dollars. This is actually a lowball price, so I’m certain there’s no need to get an appraisal. You can trust me, I know a thing or two about real estate. Bigly.”