I just don’t understand how this is a metric now. With programmers, I can at least see how someone who doesn’t know any better might think lines of code is a good metric. But this?
And it gets worse: The company now has to pay both for its employees(’ brain) and the damn text-completion machine.
Managers: Holy shit this thing is so good at making me more efficient at my job (doing fuck-all but doing it via email so apparently it’s important fuck-all) SURELY it will 10X the productivity of all my wage slaves!