My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you’d be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.

Is this true?

    • Watermark710@piefed.social
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      4 days ago

      Paragraph 1) It gets very hot here.

      Paragraph 2) Even in the winter, we just turn the heat on.

      Paragraph 3) I shit a lot.

      In short, your teacher was an idiot.

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        3 days ago

        Alr, thanks for that.

        No, she wasn’t an idiot overall. She might be ignorant in this subject, but she was sooooo good at english.