Well, I would say the test results were conclusive, if nothing else.

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    This got me thinking, you’re right, how can it be a boat if it can’t float?

    Turns out, everything is bigger in Texas, including the legal definition of what constitutes a boat.

    Is it motorized, above 14 feet in length, and afloat, docked, or stored on Texas waters? Then it’s a boat that needs to be registered, fam.

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      I’ve read that, and I don’t think any reasonable person would consider a vehicle being driven on a lake bed to be a vessel.

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        No, but its owner was storing it in a lake, it’s over 14’ long, and has a (non-functional) motor.

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          Have an accident where you drive off a bridge in Texas, get charged with not having a boat registration.

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            I wonder if they charged the guy who crashed his Veyron in Galveston Bay? I mean with something other than insurance fraud.

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              I was trying to figure out why that name sounded familiar. I hadn’t heard of the story you referenced. I’m also pretty sure I’ve never been near anywhere with that name, though I think I might have encountered a road with a similar one.

              Eventually, I remembered a book my then 5yo gave me after it was withdrawn from the school library and offered as a “keep forever” book.

              The book did tell an interesting story partially based on real life first person accounts of a famous storm / flood, but overall it was fictional. There were some details I thought were inappropriate. I don’t know if those details (casual racism and acceptance of same, both by otherwise redeemable characters and by the victims of it; fairly graphic representation of bodily harm) match the reality of the time but, to put it bluntly, I agree with whomever made the decision to withdraw the book from a children’s library.

              (I’m not sure what age group has access to the library. I do think it’s important for schools to allow access to uncomfortable facts, especially of history … But again, my kid was five at the time, so presumably other similarly aged kids also had access and I don’t think that they needed to hear these stories at that age.

              My kid didn’t read, nor appear to want to read, the book, but given that they get freaked out by my surgery scars I don’t think that they would have benefited from doing so.)

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                I don’t know if those details (casual racism and acceptance of same, both by otherwise redeemable characters and by the victims of it; fairly graphic representation of bodily harm) match the reality of the time

                1900 Texas, yeah, it matches the reality of the time. We’re talking about a state that 40 years before that had voted overwhelmingly to secede from the Union and ousted their governor when he refused to join the Confederacy. We’re talking full on Jim Crow, segregation as law, redlining, employment gating, etc etc - it was very bad.

                But yeah I mean I probably wouldn’t say a 5yo should be engaging with that content, but I could see a 10 year old maybe? It feels 6th grade level is about right for that?

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          This would mean every vehicle used to launch a boat would be considered a boat in it’s own right. As well as the trailer.

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            I don’t know about you, but I don’t tend to store my truck or trailer in the lake?

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            Submarines dont have to be underwater to still be submersibles.

            Sailors are big fans of the boat floating when they want to get on and off the thing. The alternatives are…not so great.

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                Submersibles always float, even when above the water line. They retain their state as submarines regardless of where and whence they float.

                Even in dry dock, where they “float” in the air due to steel beams, they are still submarines.