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abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store

www.theguardian.com

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Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store

www.theguardian.com

abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago
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Police responded to reports of gunfire at store in town of Scottsbluff, and found the culprit to be a dog
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  • Nathan@sopuli.xyz
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    This is the weirdest headline I’ve read for a long time, never expected a dog to be the shooter.

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    Its crazy how a dog can just buy a shotgun in the US with no background checks.

    • Numenor@lemmy.world
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      Maybe he passed the sniff test

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    Driving around locked, loaded and the safety off. The gun owner is a fucking idiot and should not be allowed to own firearms.

    • Zink@programming.dev
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      That’s our wonderful american culture for you.

      iamverysmart + iamverybadass + iliveinconstantfear

      =

      et tu, dogé?

      • WhyDoYouThinkThat@lemmy.world
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        this is such a weird way to use an education in latin

        • ecvanalog@lemmy.world
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          I just figured he was a big fan of the Spin Doctors.

        • Zink@programming.dev
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          I thought of it as a Julius Caesar reference, but I’ll take what I can get, lol.

    • CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml
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      I don’t think she will make this mistake again.

      • titanicx@lemmy.zip
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        Wasn’t the woman’s truck, dog, or gun. But that’ll teach her to live in Nebraska.

        • phutatorius@lemmy.zip
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          Getting shotgun blasted by a dog isn’t even in the top ten worst things about living in Nebraska.

          Source: I’m a Midwestern cultural refugee.

          Good thing: potato salad.

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    This is no time to get political. Lots of thoughts and prayers. Remember, guns don’t kill people, people kill people /s/

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      Guns don’t kill people, dogs kill people.

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        Big

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_Bites_Dog_(film)

        energy

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    The only thing stopping a bad woman with a gun is a good boy with a gun.

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    Guns don’t kill people, dogs do.

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        Unironically a solid fucken metal song.

  • sploosh@lemmy.world
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    The only thing that can stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun, or a squirrel across the street.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world
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      Skwrl?

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      JFC its been forever since I’ve heard about, or even seen, him.

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        sorry to break that streak for you

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    He can’t keep getting away with this!

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    GUNS AREN’T THE PROBLEM, IT’S DOGS

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    Good boi with a gun

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    At no point in that article is the driver even mentioned, let alone blamed.

    as the vehicle had pulled up to the store

    Apparently the vehicle has agency and it was indeed the vehicle that had to go to the store that day.

    Foot note, it’s illegal to drive with a loaded weapon in the vehicle, the last line of the article added seemingly as an afterthought. Im surprised they didn’t say the dog was being investigated.

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    Why did the woman have a shotgun and what did the dog use to shoot her?

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    First a quadruple amputee, now a dog…

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