• NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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    '“Now, I would call her up here to come and speak,” he said, “but then I think I’d have to sleep on the couch tonight, so I’ll leave her alone.”

    Vance smiled big as he delivered the joke, which earned some tepid laughter from the crowd.’

    What a fucking creep.

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        The way this is evolving by the end of the month Marjorie Taylor Greene is going to roll a TV out into the floor of the house and show a video of JD fucking a couch.

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      3 months ago

      But then I think I’d have to sleep with the couch tonight, er, I mean on the couch tonight. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

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      A subtle adjustment would have been good. “But then I think I’d have to sleep WITH the couch tonight.”