Former Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger took to social media to invite people to pray and fast for the chipmaker’s employees, saying the company is going through a “difficult period.”

  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    11 days ago

    I, for one, think we should give thanks to our corporate overlords for their benevolences. For instance, at meals you can pray:

    “Bless us oh Walmart,
    and these your gifts,
    which we are about to receive,
    from thy bounty,
    through the Walton’s our benefactors.

    Amen.”

    /s