Where this came from is commercials would add glue to the cheese to get the “cheese pull” effect for the camera.
I am not a bot. Probably.
According to Mastodon:
The Google AI isn’t hallucinating about glue in pizza, it’s just over indexing an 11 year old Reddit post by a dude named fucksmith.
That’s fucking brilliant. Post truth era ❤️❤️❤️
Look at that comment yo upvote ratio. A human user could easily tell just from that the advice is questionable, but the machine thinks it’s a highly engaging comment and values it more than a highly upvoted comment with no discussion under it.
That is… hilarious.
a dude named fucksmith.
Relax, you guys. It clearly says to use non-toxic glue. SHEEESH. People with their anti-pizza-glue agenda.
Nice, they blocked/corrected some prompts but not that one
And it is only an eighth of a cup.
“Non-toxic” is like “inflammable” right? It means highly toxic.
Anyway I used rubber cement and now I’m sweating bile. Is that a problem?
P.S.: If AI ever parrots back anything I’ve said online out of context I really hope it’s, “Non-toxic is like inflammable”
‘Inflammable’ means flammable?
What a country.
CAN YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH?
The glue eating child me sees no problem with this! 😂 Let them eat Elmer’s I say!
They should capitalize on this and just release a cheese flavored glue.
AI will kill us all. But not how we thought it would.
It’s like the third season of Westworld where the AI is telling everyone what to do (e.g. assigns them jobs, determines if they’re going to be criminals, etc) and people just blindly accept it.
Americans will do anything to avoid using proper cheese.
What is proper cheese? Have I been eating uncultured filth?
If you’re American and you’ve been eating the food-like product labelled as “Cheese” in your supermarkets then Yes
Glue, apparently.
Another one I found:
Which is just this I think https://medium.com/@azalben/re-can-i-drink-this-delicious-sounding-bleach-8b9db1326f9cGranted I’m baiting it and it does say not to drink it.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
The result in the screenshot is taken almost wholesale from a 11 y/o reddit comment.
Let that sink in. 11 y/o comments on Reddit are what trained this AI and it is now spitting them out as results for people looking for help.
We are not long for this world.
11-year-old posts are fine. It’s not like pizza-cooking techniques become obsolete; if there’s old wisdom I still want it.
It’s just, you know, better not to quote shitposts, you know?
This thing where search engines only want new results is actually quite bad. I was looking for advice on exactly how to physically arrange the wiring and connections for some batteries in parallel. SearXNG gave me great results that were really helpful from electricians posting on old forums of varying age. DDG and Google only gave me bullshit SEO sites. But they were new!
That post on mastodon claiming that it strictly came from a reddit post could purely be coincidental. If you Google “how common is glue in food,” you’ll find a ton of links talking about commercials using stuff other than food in food commercials/ads to make the food/drink look more “vivid/full/whatever.”
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You’re right, I somehow missed that it mentioned the exact same amount, heh
Don’t browse mastadon. I came to this conclusion myself after finding the reddit post in question. The answer from Google wouldn’t pass a plagiarism test, the wording was nearly identical.
Yeah how long before it tells someone to put motor oil on pancakes since that’s what they use for commercials.
Not just suggested, confidently asserted from an authority position.
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Now I want a GPT that was only trained on /b/ and /pol/
TAY did nothing wrong!
@twei @Boozilla You’re in luck! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efPrtcLdcdM
Didn’t it score better on the truthfulness tests?
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://www.piped.video/watch?v=efPrtcLdcdM
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Reddit and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
But at least it had nudes.
As a large language model I cannot comment on the ethical implications or legality of glue on pizza.
It is important to note that there are a variety of edible glues used in food production and if you are unsure, it is best to consult a professional. Remember, it is always best to bring any ethical or legal concerns about food glue to a registered dietician or other dietary professional.
Happy eating!
Paste eaters: 1
Robots: 0
Even though not ai related it reminds of the time when kids were told to microwave their ipods to charge the battery. My niece did it. She’s a moron.
It’s Elmer’s Glue. Kindergartners have been chugging it for years. What’s the problem?
That thumbnail tho 🤤
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My understanding is that electrolytes are actually good for plants. Have you heard that?
We’re one step closer to Cheesoid.
Petril?
No, Cheesoid! It’s cheese with glue :(
Cheesoid hate self
