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minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down1·3 months agoI bet y’all were wondering when I’d get around to making this comment. Well, here I am and here it is: Print photos of different couches or dolphins and mail them to any or all of these locations: https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/ Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋” And remember kids, if you shake it more than twice, you’re playing with it.
I bet y’all were wondering when I’d get around to making this comment. Well, here I am and here it is:
Print photos of different couches or dolphins and mail them to any or all of these locations:
https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
And remember kids, if you shake it more than twice, you’re playing with it.