“crime is so low in [southwest Florida]”

Says the guy who commits crimes all the time.

Would his cousin be the sherrif’s deputy’s deputy now?

I thought conservatives were against participation trophies

So the clown that brought his loaded gun to airport, and who got cited for tailgating, speeding, driving with a suspended license, when he rear-ended a Florida State trooper is now an honorary county sheriff and is excited to serve in this powerless role that requires him to do nothing. I wonder how much he bribed the sheriff’s office for that trinket?

Do Madison and Gaetz share foreheads along with teens?

Someone had fun at local orgy it seems

The guy who lost a fist fight to a tree?

https://www.politico.com/news/2022/04/22/madison-cawthorn-photos-00027286