Totally missed opportunity.
“In The Cheesiest Caper of 2024…”
What exactly does one do with 22 tonnes of stolen cheese?
[me to the getaway driver] let’s cheese it!
[driver kicks me to the curb at the police station]
Curd you not
They made a quick Gouda way
Gotta make that cheddar.
Even if it becomes a crime brie.
I don’t think they heard you, they already got a whey.
If they keep escaping they may have established a cottage industy.
Another foodstuff heist for the record, line it up with the classic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist
A day that will live in Canadian Infamy
I have a feeling their next crime will be hijacking a truck full of crackers or possibly a winery heist.
They raided a dispensary a few hours before this
hijacking a truck full of crackers
They’ll never catch me!
My associate, Pinky and I are here to inspect your luxurious and delicious cheeses to make sure they are up to code.
crimes in Skyrim be like
At those prices, they’ve gotten a taste of their own medicine. Highway robbery.
This is absolutely the kind of crime I want to commit when I’m 83.
I understand the desire to steal cheddar. Sometimes I stare longingly at the large blocks in my local cheese shop.
But you can’t give in to intrusive thoughts, people.
Hide the Cougar Gold!
Uh.
Does anyone currently know James May’s whereabouts now that Andy Wilman is presumably no longer keeping tabs on him?
Just another statistic, since cheese is the most stolen food
How did they steal it, you may ask?
Caerphilly.
I’ll see myself out.
Very gouda. You deserve a rind of applause for that one.
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Big pimpin spendin cheese.
