Can’t find the nice spot without a proper map?
o emm gzee Doom
Pee is stored in the Balrogs.
Sigh… unzips
this is how you teach satanists how the vagina works
Fuck don’t show this to christians!
What’s the end goal here? Don’t have sex? Only have gay sex?
wish religious nutjobs would take this to heart and stop reproducing
The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum… shadow and flame. - Saruman of Many Colors
Flame of Udun!
See? It’s not that men can’t find the clitoris. It’s just that womens orgasms aren’t worth fighting the Uterus monster.
Stand back, I’m going in!
Let it nibble a bit on your dick as a treat
Give satan a finger and she’ll take your whole… never mind, sounds horrible
take a whole load of what? a whole load of whaattt???
I respectfully disagree
You would!
So you’re saying that having sex with women is actually face-fucking Satan?
That’s fucking metal
No, it’s fucking Satan.
Unless you believe that Satan is made up of hydrogen and helium, they ARE metal. But maybe your mythos believes that Satan is a star / constellation, I dunno.
Many of the constellations (collections of stars) were though to be embodiments of deities in many belief systems across the world, from the Greeks and Romans in Europe to the indigenous peoples of Australia! It wouldn’t surprise me if Satan is thought to be made of star stuff in some mythos.
Is there a difference?
I remember being 16 and having sex for the first time and wishing my gf was as into Diablo 2 as I was.
She was into Conan O’Brien.
I wish my wife was as into me as I am with her.
spoiler
I’m not serious. I used my freewill to lie on the internet.
You can just ask to be pegged, many women are happy to do it nowadays.
You make it sound like a bad thing?
which part is a bad thing?
none of it was bad. it just was. i was into diablo 2, she was into conan o’brien. we broke up after two months.
You could’ve met half way with Conan the Barbarian.
or diablo o’brien
i just woke up and literally gotta start doing shit, i just wanted to sit down for five minutes and see some happy things and all y’all made me smile so (＾ω＾) anyways pretend i drew some horns and a mustache and a cigarillo in mspaint dot net or something i am busy for the next few hours if no one scoops me
neither of us were that cultured at that time. but that would have beautiful.
but we did watch Stanley Kubrick films together and we met in drama club.
it’s missing a clitoris. clearly a man designed this.
I like that you said that as a joke, but no one in comments have mentioned the ovaries.
If that’s how you like it I can.
dodge
HumanOnEarth used Dodge
it’s not very effective.
FUCK
Actually no not at all
ram
Can be good advice for working with one of these
Doesn’t matter, had sex
That’s just how it is during a period
If you don’t look, there’s no blood!
That is unfortunately not how it is during a period.
You also put a towel underneath and don’t look at that either.
